May 01
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
DINOSAIRS
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
i…
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
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May 01
drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
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May 01
byline | beat News Commentary & More - @bylinebeat: From Bored Minds Come Bad Ideas →
Steven Vaughn — Contributor — @BylineBeatOne of my favorite tweets:
“Eating your sister out is like drinking Non-Alcoholic Beer. It tastes the same, but it’s just wrong!”
Besides being shocking, funny, perverse, obscene, irreverent and poking fun at a ridiculous product…
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Apr 29
being home alone just means masturbating and singing louder than normal
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